According to you, everything I like to do is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
8 seconds sound clip from the Kojak - Season 1, Ep. 2 - Web of Death movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:16:48 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
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- All right. Drag them off the charts and give them a forthwith.
- Everything you like to do is wrong.
- According to you, everything I like to do is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
- Morning.
- I swung by. I figured we'd ride in together.
- Kojak's orders. Must be heavy.
[...]