If I sent you to Coney Island, the whole beach would be throwing sand in your face.
5 seconds sound clip from the Kojak - Season 1, Ep. 2 - Web of Death movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:19:09 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Oh, you should be home in bed, Olney.
- Whoa! Come back here, Doctor.
- Oh-ho. I've picked floaters out of the East River that look better than you do.
- If I sent you to Coney Island, the whole beach would be throwing sand in your face.
- Huh? Oh, nothing. Just a slight case of athlete's foot, but I'm off the critical list.
- Well, I'm glad to hear that, because this case has warts on it.
- Okay. The victim leased the apartment a year ago under the name of Edward Harris.
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