If I sent you to Coney Island, the whole beach would be throwing sand in your face.

— Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

5 seconds sound clip from the Kojak - Season 1, Ep. 2 - Web of Death movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:19:09 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, you should be home in bed, Olney.

- Whoa! Come back here, Doctor.

- Oh-ho. I've picked floaters out of the East River that look better than you do.

- I'm okay, Theo.

- I'll be okay, Theo.

- If I sent you to Coney Island, the whole beach would be throwing sand in your face.

- Why don't you take him inside and do a number on him? And if it's catching, I don't wanna hear about it.

- What's the matter with you?

- Huh? Oh, nothing. Just a slight case of athlete's foot, but I'm off the critical list.

- Well, I'm glad to hear that, because this case has warts on it.

- Okay. The victim leased the apartment a year ago under the name of Edward Harris.

[...]

Kojak Sound Clip

Kojak DVD cover

Sound clips of the best quotes, famous sayings and sound effects sampled from the Kojak (1973-1978) TV Series that you can use as ringtones or custom sounds in your favorite apps.

Actors: Telly Savalas (Lt. "Theo" Kojak)

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