The A-Team Quotes with Sound Clips

The A-Team DVD cover

Memorable quotes and funny sayings from The A-Team (1983-1987) TV Series, featuring short voice sound clips that you can use as ringtones or custom sounds in your favorite games.

Actors: George Peppard (Col. John Hannibal Smith), Dwight Schultz (Howling Mad Murdock), Mr. T (B.A. Baracus), Dirk Benedict (Faceman)

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1 Hey, Face. What do you suppose these guys wear under their skirts? -Gee, I don't know. Half slips? -Garter belts?

Col. John Hannibal Smith (George Peppard), Faceman (Dirk Benedict)

2 All my life, I've dedicated myself to the Lord, only to wake up one morning and discover I have no inner peace, no tranquillity in my soul... no... no faith.

Faceman (Dirk Benedict)

3 Cheer up, Face. Remember, it's always darkest just before it goes totally black.

Col. John Hannibal Smith (George Peppard)

4 I'm a student of military history, friend. And overconfident commanders can lose. Nero, Custer, Napoleon. There's room for you in that list, pal.

Col. John Hannibal Smith (George Peppard)

5 Make more sense to call you fool. -But fool doesn't have that nice ring to it.

Howling Mad Murdock (Dwight Schultz), B.A. Baracus (Mr. T)

6 Well, yes. You see, I feel that if I could put my garden in order once again then it would be akin to putting my internal house in order and I'd have a chance at another beginning.

Faceman (Dirk Benedict)

7 All you broads wanna do is burn money. You spend it quicker than the Pentagon.

Col. John Hannibal Smith (George Peppard)

8 All right, gentlemen. Step into our finest room. No phones, no pool, no pets, but you're gonna love your new neighbor.

Col. John Hannibal Smith (George Peppard)

9 I'll knock all your teeth out of your mouth if you don't stop all your craziness with your funny hats and invisible dogs.

B.A. Baracus (Mr. T)

10 Okay, everybody on their feet. It's showtime.

Col. John Hannibal Smith (George Peppard)

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