All right, we haven't got much time. What's your story?

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3 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - A Matter of Life and Death sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:10:10.452 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- He's a nut! Says he's got a story for you, and he won't go away till he tells it to you.

- Well, just tell him I can't see him.

- No, wait a minute. You said you need a new lead story. Maybe this guy has got something.

- All right, Shirley, send him in.

- All right, Mr. Kramden. You can come in now.

- Thank you very much.

- All right, we haven't got much time. What's your story?

- This may come as a terrible shock to you gentlemen, but you're looking at a man that has only six months to live.

- All right, but what's your story?

- That's it. I'm gonna die in six months.

- You could put the story in your magazine. Be a riot. Be better than the one you got in there now about 'I Was a Mambo Dancer for the FBI.' Believe me.

- Look, I'm sorry for your trouble. We can't use it.

- But you gotta use it.

- I don't want the money for myself. I want to give it to my wife. I'm gonna die in six months and I got nothing to leave her.

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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