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Hello? No, Mrs. Schwartz, this is a house phone. You can't get Jersey on it.

7 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:13:33.108 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Huh? Oh. All right. How do you like that? I spent 3 hours Sunday fixing the kitchen sink, and it was the bathroom sink that was stopped up.

- Hello? What do you want, Mrs. Fogarty?

- Somebody's been taking things out of your icebox? Well, what are you telling me for? You think I'm the type of man that goes around taking things out of people's iceboxes?

- Don't be a wisenheimer, Mrs. Fogarty.

- They're all nuts.

- Hello? No, Mrs. Schwartz, this is a house phone. You can't get Jersey on it.

- They're all nuts, Alice. They're all gone.

- Sorry you took the job, Ralph?

- No, I'm not sorry. It'll take more than a few complaints to make me quit.

- What's the matter? What's the matter, Norton? Are you having an attack or something? Can I get you anything?

- Yes. Water, water, water. I want water!

- I hope there's some water on the moon 'cause that's where you're going to end up!

[...]

The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The Honeymooners (1955) poster

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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