- I wouldn't lie to a couple of detectives. Honest, pal, I just found it on a bus.
- Detectives?
- Hey, boss, he thinks we're...
6 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Funny Money sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:20:24.160 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- I never saw this man before in my life.
- Which one of you guys is Kramden?
- He is.
- You heard me! Which one is Kramden?
- I admit it, I admit it... I'm Kramden.
- But look, I didn't know it was counterfeit money. I found it on a bus.
- I wouldn't lie to a couple of detectives. Honest, pal, I just found it on a bus.
- Hey, boss, he thinks we're...
- Us cops don't like to put innocent people in trouble, do we, Ziggy?
- You mean if I give you back that money, you'll let me go?
- Wait a minute. Don't give them the money. They're not the police.
[...]
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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.
Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)
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