If you knew how to take care of yourself, you wouldn't have to leave town.
3 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Bensonhurst Bomber sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:16:52.687 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
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- Ralph.
- Yes?
- What do you mean, you're going to be gone for a couple of weeks?
- And where do you think you're going with that suitcase?
- Didn't I tell you I was going away?
- If you knew how to take care of yourself, you wouldn't have to leave town.
- All right, Ralph. Are you going to tell me?
- No, I am not going to tell you. No, I am not. And just for that, I ain't even going.
- There. You satisfied? Now you ruined a wonderful trip I was going on.
- Well, if you know, don't tell, because a 'slip of a ship can sink a lip.'
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Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)
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