Mr. Kramden, this whole thing is a hoax!
2 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - A Matter of Life and Death sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:21:54.530 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
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- Now, tell me, what school did you attend?
- No, I mean what medical school?
- Oxford.
- You mean you went to school at Oxford, and you don't know it's in England?
- Well, tell you the truth, it's so foggy over there, I don't know where it was!
- Doctor, just exactly where do you practice medicine?
- Oh, I don't have to practice it, I know it.
- Dr. Norton, you know what I think? I think that you're no doctor. You're a phony!
- Mr. Kramden, this whole thing is a hoax!
- It's bad enough for you to come here, and try to dupe this magazine with your phony story.
- But to give false hope to poor Mr. Kramden here, who has only six months to live is unforgivable.
- I don't want to spend the rest of my life in jail!
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