No, I am not going on a diet!

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3 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Golfer sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:09:08.094 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- Ralph, you always say that and you never do.

- Alice, I'm trying to tell you some good news.

- Oh, all right, Ralph. I'm sorry, what is it?

- Well, to begin with, it doesn't look like I'm gonna need this lunchbox much longer.

- Ralph, you're going on a diet!

- No, I am not going on a diet!

- Well, why won't you need this lunchbox? Are you getting a bigger one?

- Just for that snide remark, now I'm not gonna tell you the news. I refuse to tell you the news. There's nothing in this world could make me tell you the news.

- All right, don't tell me.

- Yeah. Yeah, that's what you say now.

- But a year from now, when you find out that I've been assistant traffic manager all that time, you'll say, 'Ralph, why didn't you tell me?'

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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