- Now, considering all of this, you still want to be janitor?
- I certainly do.
- Okay. Fix my pipes.

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10 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:08:57.012 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- Har, har, hardy, har-har.

- Wait a minute, Ralph. Wait, I think your wife speaks words of wisdom.

- I think that a time like this, you should just stop, and give serious consideration to this before you assume these grave responsibilities.

- Now, do you realize all the long hours entailed in this job? Long hours that normally would be devoted to Alice, and to your other friends and to recreational activity?

- True, there will be some financial reward or renumerinaries, but have you realized that money doesn't mean nothing compared to the sacrifices you're going to make to this here job as janitor.

- Now, considering all of this, you still want to be janitor?

- I certainly do.

- Okay. Fix my pipes.

- Oh, hiya, Ralph. You're home already?

- Yeah. I came right home as soon as I took the bus in.

- I want to tell you, this job as janitor certainly keeps you hopping.

- Oh, this is a house telephone. It's keeping in line with my new efficiency system.

- You see, now, if anybody in the building wants me, all they have to do is buzz me, instead of yelling out the window for me, or yelling down the hall or screaming, 'Where is he?'

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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