Oh, you're a riot, Alice! A real riot!

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5 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Golfer sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:10:44.724 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- Why should I tell him that? If I'd told him that, he wouldn't have made the date with me.

- You don't mean you're actually going out on a golf course with him?

- But look, the date is for a month away. By that time, I'll be real friendly with Mr. Harper, and I'll already have the promotion.

- So when the golf date comes up, I'll just tell him I got another engagement, that's all.

- Sure, you can always tell him you're going tiger hunting with Ali Khan.

- Oh, you're a riot, Alice! A real riot!

- Don't you understand? Inside of a month, I'll be friendly with him. He'll get me the job. I know what I'm doing.

- And don't forget, this means a lot to you. I get that promotion, you can get new clothes, we can buy new furniture.

- And another thing, you won't have to run all the way down to Madison Avenue and 42nd Street, and hand a note to the cop on duty to hand to me when I go by in the bus. You can call me on the phone now.

- All you have to do is call on the phone, call the Gotham Bus Company, get the switchboard operator, tell her you want the assistant traffic manager.

- She buzzes me, I pick up the phone, and I say, 'Hello, this is Mr. Kramden. What can I do for you?'

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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