The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 243

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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2421 You know what would have happened to the doctor if he had hung around Norton for three months? He would have been going, 'Lulu, Lulu!' Three months.

2422 You know where you belong? You belong in prison! And I'm going to see that you're sent there, for the rest of your life, if possible!

2423 You know why they're on there? That's when I'm bowling and I'm on the alley, people who are watching the game know which team I am a member of. I'm a member of the Hurricanes.

2424 You know, I didn't say anything, but I haven't been feeling well lately.

2425 You know, I have a great deal of respect for bus drivers.

2426 You know, I never thought I'd go out like this. I haven't even tasted life yet.

2427 You know, I want to tell you something. When you do learn this game, it's perfect for relaxing. You're going to like it.

2428 You know, I was just thinking. You know, down at the bus company where you've got plenty of room, why don't you set up a recreation room, and set up a couple of pool tables, and the-the fellows can play pool?

2429 You know, if you were just making this up to collect some money, that would be a pretty serious offense.

2430 You know, it's a funny thing about the maid situation, but the demand is so tremendous today, there just aren't enough maids to go around. I guess the maids are aware of this, and they've all become very independent.

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