The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 39

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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761 Hey, I got to go downtown shopping tomorrow. There's a big sale on men's shorts. 89 cents a pair. Norton could sure use some. -So could Ralph.
762 Hey, I just thought of something else.
763 Hey, I just want to tell you thing, that my friend ain't a-scared of you. What he said about wearing a new suit is true. He's got a brand-new suit on. He'll fight you any time. He'll be there!
764 Hey, I wish you'd get a phone. I'm getting very tired of walking two miles out of my way every time there's a message for you from the office.
765 Hey, I'm kind of thirsty. What do you say we go inside first and have a cold drink? -Good idea. Come on, let's go.
766 Hey, is she anything like that maid we saw in that burlesque show? Wa-wa-wa-whoo. You know that maid we saw in the burlesque show? Is she like that? Huh-huh.
767 Hey, is there anything wrong with Ralph? -Oh, no, you know, just the regular checkup. -Oh, yeah.
768 Hey, John! John, will you check with the garage, and find out what's happened to my car? Thanks.
769 Hey, Kramden, I've got something to talk to you about.
770 Hey, look, I don't want no trouble with you. That was just one of my jokes. You can take a joke.

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