The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 9

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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161 Look, just because you're married to a horse doesn't mean you have to live in a stable.
162 Now, disregarding the serial number, tell me how many times the figure 'one' appears on a dollar bill, either in numeral form or spelled out.
163 The only thing that could push you is a bulldozer!

Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

164 This is it. I'm through, done, finished, completed.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

165 Well, you gotta admit one thing. I got a big mouth!

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

166 Yeah, it was a little damp today. Those are the worst kind of days, damp days.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

167 You're a real wise guy, eh? I don't like wise guys. You know what I might do to you? I might punch you right in the mouth.
168 And I'm left here to look at that ice box, that stove, that sink and these four walls. Well, I don't wanna look at that icebox, that stove, that sink and these four walls. I want to look at Liberace!

Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

169 As a matter of fact, I can't wait to hear you answer that question. I want to see the expression on your face when you miss it!
170 Couldn't be anything important. -Mm, sure it isn't. -WHAT COULD THEY WANT WITH ME?

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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