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They wouldn't stay in the same building with you if I paid them $1,000 a month!

4 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:06:15.405 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, let me tell you something.

- There ain't no janitor. He just quit. And do you know why he quit? He quit on account of you and you.

- Now that's the fourth janitor that I've had this year, and they all quit on account of you because you wouldn't give them time to rest. Because you'd hound them night and day, and you made their lives miserable!

- We make their lives miserable? Get a load of that!

- Now, look, I pay my janitors very well. I give them $150 a month and free rent. And still they quit.

- They wouldn't stay in the same building with you if I paid them $1,000 a month!

- Now, this is the end. Tomorrow morning I'm going to see my lawyer, and I'm going to get you out of this building.

- One way or another I'm going to get you and you out of this building!

- Now, wait a minute, Mr. Johnson. Don't get upset. I'm sure that I can straighten...

- What's going on here?

- Nothing, sweetheart.

- Would you step out into the hall with me, Mr. Johnson? I'm sure I can straighten this whole thing out.

[...]

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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