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Well, all I know is, I'd die if I left this on a bus.

3 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Funny Money sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:09:56.671 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Alice. Alice, you and me, we're millionaires! Look... money!

- What are you talking about?

- Look, money.

- It's money! Is this what you found on the bus?

- Yeah. Who could've left it there? It must've been some millionaire, or something.

- Boy, I hope so. I'd hate to think it was some poor person who could really need it.

- I can't believe this. Why would anybody leave this amount of money on the bus, and then not claim it?

- How do I know? Maybe he just forgot it, or something, and then he died later.

- Oh, Ralph.

- Well, all I know is, I'd die if I left this on a bus.

- Ralph, just stop being ridiculous. This sounds pretty phony to me.

- Phony? You kill me. You absolutely murder me!

- All your life you're beefing and screaming, 'When is my ship gonna come in? When is my ship gonna come in?' Well, here it is, the Queen Mary!

- Come in. Oh, uh, hiya, Grogan.

- Anything wrong?

- Oh, there's nothing wrong. I'm just collecting for the annual children's party at the Youth Center.

[...]

The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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