Well, I can't exactly put my finger on what you did wrong, but after seeing you swing at that ball, I think the biggest thing you did wrong was tell Mr. Harper you could play golf.
8 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Golfer sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:17:17.628 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
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- Will you get the book, and find out what they say about swinging?
- All right. All right, step up to the ball. Relax. Head down. Keep your eye on the ball.
- You're right. I can't learn to play golf in two days. It'd take me at least a week.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute. That ain't my Ralphie boy talking!
- What would happen to Bobby Jones if he gave up before he even started?
- You're right. I gotta keep trying.
- That's it, now get in there.
- Look, the main trouble I think is you're concentrating too much on the ball. Just forget it.
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