- Well, you can never tell. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment.
- If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.
9 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Opportunity Knocks, But sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:05:59.576 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
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- You ought to send that story in to Reader's Digest.
- Hey, come on, let's get going. Trixie's got a lasagna dinner waiting for me.
- We got to get dressed up and cleaned up. We're playing pool on Park Avenue tonight!
- Boy, imagine it... a guy rich enough to have his own pool table.
- Well, you can never tell. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment.
- If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.
- Just make yourselves at home, gentlemen. Mr. Marshall will be here presently.
- What?
- Oh, he ought to be here soon. The library closes at 9:00.
- May I take your hats, gentlemen?
- Oh. Certainly. Here you are. Thank you.
- But be careful of that. I just had it blocked.
- Whoa, ho-ho! What a spiffy joint, huh?
- I bet you the furniture in here costs a couple of hundred bucks at least.
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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.
Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)
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