Well... You know, when I think of poor Alice. In six months she's gonna be left all alone. Six months, left alone to fend for herself.

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12 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - A Matter of Life and Death sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:07:01.784 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- Then the depression came. I got a job with the W.P.A., shoveling snow to eat. That's how I met Alice: she used to hand out the shovels.

- One thing led to another and we got married.

- Got a job on a bus and I've been struggling ever since.

- 14 Years ago and I've been still struggling!

- I come into this world with pink cheeks, and a healthy pair of lungs, and a lot of big ideas. How am I going out of it? A bald head, blue tongue, and a saucer of warm milk with a pill in it.

- Well... You know, when I think of poor Alice. In six months she's gonna be left all alone. Six months, left alone to fend for herself.

- That reminds me. Do you know I've never made out a will? If I only got six months to go, the first thing I gotta do is make out a will.

- Oh, yeah. Hey, making out a will is pretty important. I mean, you wouldn't want all this stuff put in escrow.

- And by the way, I won't forget you in my will. I'm leaving you my bowling shoes.

- Boy, thanks, pal. You know, I was just gonna go out, and buy myself a new pair of bowling shoes. This couldn't happen at a better time.

- 'To whom it may concern, I, Ralph Kramden, leave my wife, Alice Kramden, all of my worldly possessions.'

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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