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Why don't you send your janitor up to my place, and give me some water?

3 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:05:41.183 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- We got unexpected company. Trixie's folks came in there for dinner, and we've just got to stretch the soup.

( knocking ) Come in.

- Oh, oh, here he is... our lovely landlord, Mr. Johnson.

- I knew you'd be up here. Headaches and you go together.

- Oh, well, I'm certainly happy to see you there, Mr. Johnson.

- Why don't you send your janitor up to my place, and give me some water?

- I haven't had any water in so long, I'm beginning to see mirages.

- Look, you two are pretty good at making complaints, aren't you?

- Well, let me tell you something.

- There ain't no janitor. He just quit. And do you know why he quit? He quit on account of you and you.

- Now that's the fourth janitor that I've had this year, and they all quit on account of you because you wouldn't give them time to rest. Because you'd hound them night and day, and you made their lives miserable!

[...]

The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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