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Yes. As an anniversary present, my wife gave me a pool table.

4 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Opportunity Knocks, But sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:02:38.133 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, Kramden, I've got something to talk to you about.

- Look, if it's about that dent I put on the bus, It wasn't my fault.

- What bus? What dent? Oh, never mind about that. No, no.

- Mr. Gordon has informed me that you are the best pool player in the bus company. I'd like you to help me.

- Me, help you?

- Yes. As an anniversary present, my wife gave me a pool table.

- Now, as much as I've always desired to play, I don't know the first thing about it. I've never played pool.

- Never played pool? You mean, you never hung out with a bunch of kids on the corner, and went up to the poolroom?

- No, no. When I was young, I was busy playing football, basketball, going to school. And when school was over, my parents took me for a trip around the world. I was never in a poolroom.

- Gee, that's sad that you never had a kid life.

- I was thinking, in the light of your great proficiency, I might impose on you, and you might give me a few pointers.

[...]

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Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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