You can see Captain Video, I can go bowling, and Alice can sit around here, and watch television all day if she wants.

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6 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - TV or Not TV sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:11:25.231 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- I can't. They won't give me any more credit down there at the store. I got 18 accounts going already. No, 19. I bought a water softener last week.

- Well, I guess just for the next two or three months I gotta go without television. Boy, I'm gonna miss it, too. Couldn't have come at a worse time.

- Do you realize that tomorrow afternoon Captain Video takes off for Pluto?

- Hey, wait a minute.

- Wait a minute. I've got the solution to the whole thing.

- Look, you haven't got enough money to buy a set. I haven't got enough money to buy a set. But if we put our money together, we got enough dough to get a great set. This solves the whole problem.

- You can see Captain Video, I can go bowling, and Alice can sit around here, and watch television all day if she wants.

- I gotta go along with you, Ralph. The whole route all the way, except for one thing.

- How come automatically this television set lands down here instead of up there?

- I have seen some babies in my day, but you are the champ.

- All right, we'll flip a coin to see where the television set goes. Give me a coin.

- All right, uh... heads, I win, tails, you lose. Right? Tails, you lose.

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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