You help me, and I'll help you. There's an old saying, you know. 'One hand washes the other hand, and both hands wash the face.'

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8 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:14:54.490 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- Well, I'm not gonna vote for you for Janitor of the Year. You've done nothing. You're the worst yet. You didn't even pick up my garbage this morning.

- I didn't pick up your garbage because that is part of my efficiency system.

- Yes, efficiency.

- Your garbage pail was half full. When it's full full, I'll take it down.

- That way I'll make one trip instead of two trips. Save a trip here and a trip there, and it all mounts up.

- That's what I'm afraid of. It's mounting all up over the building.

- Look, can't you and the rest of the tenants understand that you've got to cooperate with the janitor?

- You help me, and I'll help you. There's an old saying, you know. 'One hand washes the other hand, and both hands wash the face.'

- Never mind with the old sayings. Just give me the water. I know how to wash!

- Sarcasm will get you no place. Just remember, you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.

- Yeah. Well, with your efficiency program there with the garbage cans, the least worry I have is attracting flies. Phooey!

- Listen, Ralph, I don't blame Ed for getting sore. How would you like to go without water?

- Now, I think you should drop everything else, and go up and fix his water pipes.

- I can't drop everything else.

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Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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