- You mean, they're betting 500-1 that I lose?
- Lose, nothing. They're betting 500-1 that you don't even show up.

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6 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Bensonhurst Bomber sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:12:15.034 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- How do you do, folks? This is smiling Ed Norton, talking to you direct from the training quarters of the Bensonhurst Bomber.

- Would you like to say a few words to your fans out there, Bomber?

- Oh, boy, I'm telling you, you ought to hear the guys talking around the pool room. They're all excited about this fight, and they're betting on it and everything.

- Oh, I'm telling you, it's gonna be a beautiful fight. And I got some news for you that'll make you feel pretty proud.

- Some word came in direct from the candy store a little while ago: some late money came in backing you, and knocked the odds down to 500-1.

- You mean, they're betting 500-1 that I lose?

- Lose, nothing. They're betting 500-1 that you don't even show up.

- Well, you better grab a piece of that bet 'cause they're so right.

- If you think I'm going up to that Kelsey's Gym, you're crazy.

- What do you mean, you're not going?

- Just what I said. I'm not going.

- Well, you gotta go. All the boys are talking about it. They're betting on it and everything, like I said.

- This is a big thing. Do you realize that they're closing the pool hall tonight just so that all the boys can go over there, and watch the fight?

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Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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