- You're kidding?
- I'm not kidding.

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2 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Worry Wart sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:04:41.123 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- Huh, look at this. Boy, this kills me. Bills, bills, bills. Why doesn't anybody send me a letter or something?

- Ah, there's a relief. Postcard. Wonder who it's from. Pretty sneaky, the gas company, to send a bill on the back of a postcard.

- Oh, boy, that ain't the worst of it. Now everybody in the building knows what you're paying for your gas bill.

- What are you talking about?

- Mrs. Schwartz, that blabbermouth, she looks at all the postcards, and then yakety-yak-yaks all over the building.

- You're kidding?

- I'm not kidding.

- I know how much your gas bill is. 93 cents.

- That's right.

- See? Oh, by the way, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record, set by the Keyer brothers in 1931.

- Sit down, honey, and I'll have your dinner on the table right away.

- Norton, don't you have to go upstairs and have supper?

- I already ate.

- Well, aren't you gonna be a little uncomfortable, sitting here watching Alice and I eat?

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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