You shouldn't have made out your own tax. I told you to go down to the barber shop, and get somebody to do it who knows how.

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6 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Worry Wart sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:08:33.188 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- This is the United States Government, the Treasury Department. They don't want me down there to shake hands with the Secretary of the Treasury.

- You got any ketchup, Ralph?

- What could I have done that's wrong?

- Listen, I don't like to say this, but if you did anything wrong, it's your own fault.

- What do you mean, it's my fault? How can it be my fault if I did something wrong?

- You shouldn't have made out your own tax. I told you to go down to the barber shop, and get somebody to do it who knows how.

- Are you gonna start with the 'I told you so's,' Alice?

- Hey, you got any piccalilli or chow-chow, or something like that?

- Is that what you're gonna start with, the 'I told you so's'? Don't give me any 'I told you so's' now, 'cause they're not gonna help me.

- Listen, probably the only thing you did was deduct something that you shouldn't have. So now you have to pay tax on that deduction. They're just gonna take the money out of your refund.

- Oh, is that all they're gonna do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It so happens that I was planning on that refund in its entirety.

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Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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