The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) poster

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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41 Is that your robot? -No, I'm mine.
42 Isn't that rather unethical behaviour? -Oh, is it? I'm afraid I'm a bit out of touch.
43 Many men, of course, became extremely rich. But this was perfectly natural, and nothing to be ashamed of because no-one was really poor. At least, no-one worth speaking of.
44 Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communications between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
45 No, don't try to answer that. I'm 50000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.
46 No. You're completely wrong. I write poetry just to throw my mean, callous, heartless exterior into sharp relief.
47 Oh, no, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that. -Everyone? -Everyone.
48 Ten million years of planning and work gone, just like that. Well, that's bureaucracy for you.
49 The man who invented this mind-pummelling drink also invented the wisest remark ever made, which was this: Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.
50 They were index-linked to the Galactic stock market prices, you see. So that we'd all be revived when everybody else had rebuilt the economy enough to be able to afford our rather expensive services.
 
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