The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: The wheel, New York, wars and on. Whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.

Hello, wherever you are. I just want to make it totally clear that you are not at all welcome.

Hey! Did you think of that, Earthman? -Well, all I did... -That's a pretty hoopy piece of thinking, you know that?

I don't want to eat an animal that's lying there inviting me to. I think it's heartless! -It's better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten.

I heard of one planet up in the seventh dimension, got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole, killed ten billion people. -Madness, total madness! -Only scored 30 points, too.

I mean, you may think it's a long way down the street to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen... And so on.

I thought I just saw a movement down at the end of the corridor. -No. It's just shadows.

I've brought some peanuts. -Huh? -We've just been through a matter transference beam. You've probably lost some salt and protein.