The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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Now I think I really am going to be ill. -Go ahead. We could do with a little color about the place.

Now, to business! -Oh, yeah, to business! -To business! -I beg your pardon? -I'm sorry, I thought you were proposing a toast.

Oh, I don't know really. I just sort of do it. You see, my aunt said that spaceship guard was a good career for a young Vogon, you know. The uniform, the low-slung stun-ray holster, the mindless tedium...

Oh, that's better. Have you managed to make sense of the controls? -No. We just stopped fiddling with them.

Only after Deep Thought has been programmed with all the knowledge in the Universe, do two men, selected of all their race, approach it.

Orbiting this, at a distance of roughly 92 million miles, is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet, whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Right. Computer, what evasive action can we take? -Er, none, I'm afraid, guys.

Surprise is no longer adequate and he is forced to resort to astonishment.