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Movie-Sounds.org › TV Series Quotes › Kojak

If I sent you to Coney Island, the whole beach would be throwing sand in your face.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas), Lt. Theo Kojak

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5 seconds sound clip from the Kojak - Season 1, Ep. 2 - Web of Death movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:19:09 in the DVD version of the episode.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, you should be home in bed, Olney.

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- I'll be okay, Theo.

- If I sent you to Coney Island, the whole beach would be throwing sand in your face.

- Why don't you take him inside and do a number on him? And if it's catching, I don't wanna hear about it.

- What's the matter with you?

- Huh? Oh, nothing. Just a slight case of athlete's foot, but I'm off the critical list.

- Well, I'm glad to hear that, because this case has warts on it.

[...]

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Sound clips of the best quotes, famous sayings and sound effects sampled from the Kojak (1973-1978) TV Series that you can use as ringtones or custom sounds in your favorite apps.

Actors: Telly Savalas (Lt. "Theo" Kojak)

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