That's chateaubriand and hominy grits.
— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas), Lt. Theo Kojak
4 seconds sound clip from the Kojak - Season 1, Ep. 2 - Web of Death movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:31:28 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Any evidence to indicate the color of Miss Johnson's natural hair? No?
- Well, did you check Forsythe's comb and brush set?
- Well, try the bathtub, the drain. Pick up the pipes if necessary.
- Quincy Forsythe and a nylon wig...
- That's chateaubriand and hominy grits.
- You know, if he'd gone the hooker route, okay. But that wasn't his scene.
- So if Miss Johnson wasn't wearing the wig for show...
- She was wearing it as a disguise.
[...]