Look, you gotta think of me as the welcome wagon. Who knows better than me about that rough trip to get here from Las Vegas?

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

8 seconds sound clip from the Kojak - Season 1, Ep. 4 - Knockover movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:27:07 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Go ahead.

- Well, how nice. How nice and civilized when old friends get together. They talk, they drink, they bring each other up-to-date on what's been happening.

- You know something? It warms the cockles of my heart.

- You're intruding, Theo.

- Me? Intruding? Come on. Can I sit down? Oh, thanks a lot.

- Look, you gotta think of me as the welcome wagon. Who knows better than me about that rough trip to get here from Las Vegas?

- Oh, darling, would you let us have another round, please? I'll have a vodka and grapefruit juice.

- So, what's new, fellas?

- I mean, what brings you to Fun City at this time? Can't be those Broadway strip-joints, Tony.

- All that smog-free excitement in Vegas, and here you are. Why?

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