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Movie-Sounds.org › TV Series Quotes › Kojak

You didn't see him, Mac. He looked like yesterday's newspaper, put in a garbage can and thrown away.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas), Lt. Theo Kojak

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7 seconds sound clip from the Kojak - Season 1, Ep. 5 - Girl in the River movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:38:29 in the DVD version of the episode.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, congratulations. It's all over the news already, and the mayor's office called to personally commend us.

- I'll be in Kojak's office.

- Hey! Hey!

- Forget it.

- I'm afraid to ask.

- You didn't see him, Mac. He looked like yesterday's newspaper, put in a garbage can and thrown away.

- The only way a guy like that can get into a singles bar is with a cannon.

- Now, wait a minute. Are you saying it wasn't Excalibur?

- We've had two nights of full moon, right? Every creep in town is turned on.

- Yeah. No.

[...]

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Sound clips of the best quotes, famous sayings and sound effects sampled from the Kojak (1973-1978) TV Series that you can use as ringtones or custom sounds in your favorite apps.

Actors: Telly Savalas (Lt. "Theo" Kojak)

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