- Well, everything's fixed.
- What do you mean, everything's fixed?
- Everything's fixed.

4 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:07:17.255 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, I don't know. He's mad. He's mad at-at Ralph and me. We're too tough on his precious janitors.

- He's threatening to throw us out of the building, or something, I don't know.

- What?

- Yeah. Well, let him try. Let him go ahead. Get a lawyer. I don't care. I'll fight fire with fire. I'll get a lawyer.

- You ever heard of Sam Wiggims?

- No.

- Oh, boy. Best lawyer in town. He specializes in those cases where a landlord threatens to throw out a tenant. If I only knew how to get ahold of him.

- Don't you know his office number?

- I knew his old number. He was evicted last week.

- Well, everything's fixed.

- What do you mean, everything's fixed?

- Everything's fixed.

- Now, look, the tenants in this building have to realize this: that a janitor is a human being. He's got to be treated with respect. He's not a slave, not a horse.

- If you want things done for you, you've got to speak nice to the janitor.

- And another thing. When the janitor does you a favor, tip him a couple of bucks, show him that you're on his side.

- As a matter of fact, I think everybody should chip in around Christmas time, and give him sort of a bonus or something. Maybe around Easter time too.

[...]

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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