I know why you haven't got any excuse. You're afraid to give me an excuse! 'Cause you know that I know that you know that I know what you've been doing around here all day! Sitting there, fooling around!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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13 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - A Woman's Work Is Never Done sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:02:32.411 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.

Quote context

[...]

- You know why they're on there? That's when I'm bowling and I'm on the alley, people who are watching the game know which team I am a member of. I'm a member of the Hurricanes.

- How are they gonna know I'm a Hurricane?

- Just open your mouth.

- Just be a little careful, Alice, a little careful. Remember, the life you save may be your own.

- I suppose you didn't have time to sew these either, huh?

- Your socks. I'm sorry. No, I didn't.

- No excuse or anything? Haven't you got any excuse why you didn't sew the socks?

- I know why you haven't got any excuse. You're afraid to give me an excuse! 'Cause you know that I know that you know that I know what you've been doing around here all day! Sitting there, fooling around!

- You know something, right after I left the house this morning, I got in one of those silly moods of mine. You know how I get sometimes?

- So just for laughs I thought, well, I'll do the breakfast dishes, and make the bed and take the garbage down.

- Then when I came back up, I was still in such a funny mood, you know. I thought, why should I settle down to the drudgery of mending your socks? So I scrubbed the kitchen floor.

- Then, you know somethin'? I was still so giddy and so gay over this whole thing that I thought I'd really enjoy myself, so I washed all the windows.

[...]

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