I'm so tired, that if I fell asleep I'd never hear Ed if he woke up.
4 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Sleepwalker sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:07:57.173 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
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- Oh, Ralph, I didn't come down for that.
- Ed didn't go out, he's fast asleep. At least he was a minute ago when I left.
- There, you see, Ralph? You can relax now.
- What do you mean, relax? He's sound asleep. The only time we can relax is when he's wide awake.
- Oh, I'm at the end of my rope. I haven't slept for three nights, but I don't dare go to bed.
- I'm so tired, that if I fell asleep I'd never hear Ed if he woke up.
- Well, I thought you were going to tie a bell on his wrist.
- Well, I did, but I just can't trust myself.
- Once my head hits that pillow, nothing will wake me up. I'd just be dead to the world.
- Gee, I feel terrible. I wish there was something I could do to help you.
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