The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 112

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

1111 I, Edward Norton, Ranger Third Class in the Captain Video Space Academy do solemnly pledge to obey my mommy and daddy...

1112 If anybody found out I had it, they could have it.

1113 If Harvey thought that you could beat him up, there would be no doubts about it, he'd back out of it in a minute, right?

1114 If he had any brains, he'd go to the hospital like the doctor said.

1115 If he needs somebody to go with him, let him hire another sleepwalker.

1116 If I could get some friend of mine, somebody I know real well, that could do this for me. Somebody I trust.

1117 If I don't die in six months, they'll see that I do.

1118 If I go, that set goes with me!

1119 If I live to be 100 years old, I'll never forget tonight.

1120 If I told you once, I told you a hundred times. It's the only way I can warm up before I play the piano.

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