The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 113

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

1121 If I was connected with a Brinks robbery, they wouldn't know today that the money was even missing yet. 'Cause I know how to keep a secret.

1122 If it hadn't been for Trixie having such a good memory, I would have really done you an injustice.

1123 If it wasn't for a game of golf, I wouldn't be where I am today.

1124 If only that husband of yours would buy you something new for once.

1125 If she doesn't get some rest soon, she's just going to waste away to nothing.

1126 If that's the Good Humor man, get me a Popsicle.

1127 If there was anything of value in there, somebody would've come down and claimed it.

1128 If they put him in jail for spending one bill, they'll hang me!

1129 If things pan out the way that I think they will, and there's no reason why they shouldn't, and there's an opening in that bus company for me, I'd be glad to work for you... R.K.

1130 If we're going to watch this set, it's half mine as well as yours. If we're gonna watch anything, it's got to be something that we agree on.

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