The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 114

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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1131 If you have to play golf, you got me along there with you, telling you exactly what to do.

1132 If you knew how to take care of yourself, you wouldn't have to leave town.

1133 If you think I'm going up to that Kelsey's Gym, you're crazy.

1134 If you want things done for you, you've got to speak nice to the janitor.

1135 If you were a taxpayer, you wouldn't be down here right now.

1136 If you'll just wait in here.

1137 If you're gonna have a party, I get time and half over, and the next day off.

1138 If you're gonna talk to someone, talk about something they're interested in. You know, like, Mr. So and So, how's your daughter? Mr. So and So, how's your wife? Mr. So and So, how's your son-in-law?

1139 Interest comes to about $2.25.

1140 Is everybody going nuts in here?

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