The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

111 Now, isn't that a stupid question to ask me if it did any good? If it did any good, would I be sitting here holding my head, waiting for it to blow up?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

112 Oh, no, she's not like that maid. She looks more like the one that installed the bathtub.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

113 That's my thanks for giving him a Christmas present. I didn't have to do that, you know. I could have smoked that cigar myself. I didn't have to give it to him.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

114 What is that vision that just walked through the door?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

115 Why don't you get another maid? -They won't send any more up here. They're all afraid of working.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

116 Why don't you just let me make you comfortable here because you've been gone all day long, and I miss you something terrible, sweetums.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

117 Why, oh why, was I blessed with this musical talent?

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

118 You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

119 You want to know why? I'll tell you why. It's because I have a big mouth! That's why, a big mouth!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

120 'I cannot overemphasize the importance of the correct swing.' In other words, it don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

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