The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 12

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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111 Oh, no, she's not like that maid. She looks more like the one that installed the bathtub.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

112 That's my thanks for giving him a Christmas present. I didn't have to do that, you know. I could have smoked that cigar myself. I didn't have to give it to him.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

113 Well, let me tell you something, and get this into your head. This is my home, and when you come in here, treat me with respect, and address me with a civil tongue!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

114 What is that vision that just walked through the door?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

115 Why don't you get another maid? -They won't send any more up here. They're all afraid of working.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

116 Why don't you just let me make you comfortable here because you've been gone all day long, and I miss you something terrible, sweetums.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

117 Why, oh why, was I blessed with this musical talent?

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

118 You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

119 You want to know why? I'll tell you why. It's because I have a big mouth! That's why, a big mouth!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

120 'I cannot overemphasize the importance of the correct swing.' In other words, it don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

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