The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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101 If I told you once, I told you a hundred times, don't call me janitor. I am a maintenance engineer.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

102 If you touch that piano again, I'll lose all my respect for you.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

103 It is late. People would like to go to sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

104 It won't be long now, sweetheart. We'll be living on Park Avenue. And wait till you see how different this furniture looks when it's in a Park Avenue apartment.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

105 It'll do you no good to hide my shoes, 'cause I'm going bowling regardless.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

106 Just go for the gold. You've already got the pot.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

107 Let me have what you're drinking. I want to get loaded, too.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

108 Let me see the form here... What is this amount here? '1053622'? -What amount? That's no amount. That's my social security number. -I thought maybe it was your weight.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

109 Maybe you're right. He likes the job he's got. If he left the sewer, he'd be like a fish out of water.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

110 Now wait a minute. I don't think that applies to every case. I didn't have no connections when I got my job in the sewer.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

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