The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

101 It is late. People would like to go to sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano.

102 It won't be long now, sweetheart. We'll be living on Park Avenue. And wait till you see how different this furniture looks when it's in a Park Avenue apartment.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

103 It'll do you no good to hide my shoes, 'cause I'm going bowling regardless.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

104 Just go for the gold. You've already got the pot.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

105 Let me have what you're drinking. I want to get loaded, too.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

106 Let me see the form here... What is this amount here? '1053622'? -What amount? That's no amount. That's my social security number. -I thought maybe it was your weight.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

107 Maybe you're right. He likes the job he's got. If he left the sewer, he'd be like a fish out of water.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

108 Now wait a minute. I don't think that applies to every case. I didn't have no connections when I got my job in the sewer.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

109 Now, isn't that a stupid question to ask me if it did any good? If it did any good, would I be sitting here holding my head, waiting for it to blow up?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

110 Oh! You're starting right in, huh? Starting right in with the insults. No warming up in the bullpen or nothing, huh? Starting right in.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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