The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

91 Hey, how come Alice found out about such a thing as television? I thought you kept her in the dark on things like that.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

92 How about a friend of mine. Doctor examined him, gave him only six months to live, too. Boy, he made a monkey out of that doctor. -What happened? -He lived for almost eight months!

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

93 I haven't had any water in so long, I'm beginning to see mirages.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

94 I knew you'd be up here. Headaches and you go together.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

95 I know why you haven't got any excuse. You're afraid to give me an excuse! 'Cause you know that I know that you know that I know what you've been doing around here all day! Sitting there, fooling around!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

96 I read a book on how to influence people, it said the main thing is not to talk about yourself.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

97 I'm gonna count to five. And when I get to five, you'd better be out that door. Now I'm gonna count.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

98 If I come in here in the morning, and I tell you to do something, and when I come back at night, if that thing isn't done, you get one demerit. And you'll get one demerit every time you don't do something that I tell ya.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

99 If I told you once, I told you a hundred times, don't call me janitor. I am a maintenance engineer.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

100 If you touch that piano again, I'll lose all my respect for you.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

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