The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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81 This is a maid? I thought maids had short skirts with white hats and black silk stockings.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

82 Tonight, I am watching a movie, and if you dare to make a sound while the movie is on, I'll cut off your air supply!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

83 Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

84 Well, let me tell you something, and get this into your head. This is my home, and when you come in here, treat me with respect, and address me with a civil tongue!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

85 Well, you can never tell. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment. -If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

86 You are making a slight mistake. -Yeah. We're bigshots.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

87 You're right. I can't learn to play golf in two days. It'd take me at least a week.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

88 A pox on you and all your ancestors!

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

89 All right, where is she? I know she's here. She's either out on that fire escape or hiding in the bathroom. Your mother is here, Alice, but she's not staying.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

90 And this boy looks like he has plenty of late snacks.

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