The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

131 Is that what you're gonna start with, the 'I told you so's'? Don't give me any 'I told you so's' now, 'cause they're not gonna help me.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

132 Just be a little careful, Alice, a little careful. Remember, the life you save may be your own.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

133 Look, I know Norton. If he does anything, he does it for a dumb reason. And he's sleepwalking for a dumb reason.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

134 Never mind the smart cracks. What's the message?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

135 No. No, it wasn't your fault. You were just doing an impersonation of two pounds of baloney in a one-pound bag.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

136 Now, let me tell you something, Mr. Financial Security.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

137 Now, look around you. We don't have any electric appliances. Do you want to know what our electric bill was last month? 39 cents.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

138 Oh! And you said you were just a beginner! -But I missed the ball! -Yeah, but you came so close. Go ahead, try again.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

139 Oh, don't think, Ralph. Don't think. Because if you think, Ralph, you're only gonna get into trouble.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

140 Oh, that's right, we'll have to have some passwords. Let me think... Oh, yeah, I'll tell him to say when he sees you, 'Hey, get a load of fatso there.' See?

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

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