The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

141 There isn't room in this place for you and me. -There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!

142 What do you mean, I'm not an expert? Ever since I was a kid, I liked music. Especially popular music. Ha. When I was growing up, that's all I did. I used to eat, sleep and think music.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

143 What sizes they got? -Oh. 'All sizes, 32 to 50.' -Nope, nothing there for Ralph.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

144 What, are you crazy, or something? Only a maniac would buy that for 15 bucks... You wanna buy it?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

145 Who is sweetums? -You're sweetums. -You're nuts.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

146 Why do I have to go after him? What, to keep him from hurting himself, so I can chase him over the roof tomorrow night? I'm done!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

147 You are stark staring nuts. What do you mean we're getting a maid? I can't even afford you!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

148 You can be the smartest guy in the world, know everything about everything, you can know the encyclopedia backwards and forwards. But if you don't have any connections, you get nowhere.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

149 You know what your category is? Everything!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

150 You were going anyway. Whether you were going anyway or any other way, I'm throwing you out anyway!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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