The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

151 What do you mean, I'm not an expert? Ever since I was a kid, I liked music. Especially popular music. Ha. When I was growing up, that's all I did. I used to eat, sleep and think music.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

152 'I'm afraid it's bad news. A condition of arterial monochromia exists. This is a rare disease that usually affects only boxers.'

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

153 And as long as I'm an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

154 Can't you get it into your head that the boss is a human being just like anybody else? The boss... Ha!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

155 Furniture? What do you wanna buy furniture for? We got furniture!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

156 He's in the library. -What? -He's in the library. -Oh, he ought to be here soon. The library closes at 9:00.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

157 Huh, look at this. Boy, this kills me. Bills, bills, bills. Why doesn't anybody send me a letter or something?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

158 I take off the same kind of things on my income tax: my union dues, deductible, I take off when I have my rubber boots vulcanized, when I have my lunchbox water-proofed, and I take off 25 percent of my rent when I use my apartment for business reasons.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

159 I work for the city. -In what capacity? -Capacity? About 50,000 gallons a day. I work in the sewer.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

160 I'll spell it. I'll spell it! -Well? Go ahead. -I'll spell it when you give me $16000, for spelling it!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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