The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 36

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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351 All you have to do is call on the phone, call the Gotham Bus Company, get the switchboard operator, tell her you want the assistant traffic manager.
352 All your life you're beefing and screaming, 'When is my ship gonna come in? When is my ship gonna come in?' Well, here it is, the Queen Mary!
353 Also has a great sense of humor. -I see.
354 Always a pleasure to play with a good golfer. I'll see you on the golf course. We tee off at ten o'clock. Of course, I'll see you around before then.
355 And a scratch to boot.
356 And another thing, when you get ideas, write it down on a piece of paper. When you get these thoughts, write it down. Jot it down so you don't forget it.
357 And another thing, you won't have to run all the way down to Madison Avenue and 42nd Street, and hand a note to the cop on duty to hand to me when I go by in the bus. You can call me on the phone now.
358 And another thing. Everybody knows about this fight except one person, and that one person is Alice. And I don't want her to know about it. Remember that. I don't want her to ever know about this fight.
359 And another thing. When the janitor does you a favor, tip him a couple of bucks, show him that you're on his side.
360 And at night, what are you doing? Spending money playing pool, spending money bowling, or paying dues at that crazy lodge you belong to.

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