The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

361 And another thing. When the janitor does you a favor, tip him a couple of bucks, show him that you're on his side.

362 And at night, what are you doing? Spending money playing pool, spending money bowling, or paying dues at that crazy lodge you belong to.

363 And believe me, Mr. Harper is gonna know that Mr. Kramden is alive.

364 And besides that, Ralph, you're just going to let everyone else at the bus company know that you're jealous of Ed.

365 And by the way, I won't forget you in my will. I'm leaving you my bowling shoes.

366 And by the way, you could at least have the courtesy if you want me to fix your sink, to take the dirty dishes out of it.

367 And do you know what happens to you when you get ten demerits?

368 And do you know why they got worries? 'Cause every week he's got to go down and pay for those things, see? That's headaches when you got to pay out every week.

369 And for your information, a 12-year-old kid, on one of these programs, walked in, and answered the $16000 question. 12 years old, she was.

370 And he's taking him right into your window.

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