The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

371 And I am sure that you will agree with me, Ed, because you have always been fair and considerate. You are a reasonable man.

372 And I don't ever, ever want the name of Norton mentioned in this house again.

373 And I don't want any of this... none of that... none of this stuff.

374 And I might as well tell ya somethin' else right now. I get Thursdays and Sundays off, see?

375 And I say, 'Hello, this is Mrs. Kramden. When are you gonna take the garbage out?'

376 And I want to tell you something. Having a maid around lends real class to a home.

377 And I want to thank both of you gentlemen for your honesty. -Thank you. -Thank you, sir.

378 And I'm not leaving one stone unturned. There'll be no chances for mistakes.

379 And if we printed this story, and you didn't die in six months, we could be laughed out of the business.

380 And if you're plannin' on havin' any late snacks, I don't do no cleanin' up the next mornin'.

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