18 Movie Quotes about Undertakers (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: April 8, 2024

Memorable quotes about undertakers, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Scarier than the undertaker, we are meeting our matchmaker.

Quote from Mulan (1998)

2 Who's the man you delivered the bodies to? -The undertaker. -What undertaker? -Our undertaker. He worked for us exclusive.

Humphrey Bogart as Dist. Atty. Martin Ferguson in The Enforcer (1951)

3 What's the difference? He's not going to talk to anybody except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker.

Daniel Stern as Marv in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 That luscious tan, those ruby lips and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure.

Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman (1989)

5 Oh, yes, my dear. Your hotel bores me. The headwaiter looks like an undertaker and every time I step into this apartment it looks more like a funeral parlor.

Hedy Lamarr as Gaby in Algiers

6 Marry an undertaker, marry a blackjack dealer, marry a pickpocket, but never marry a newspaperman. -That's why I'm making him quit.

Quote from The Front Page (1974)

7 As the saying goes in our profession, the early worm gets the bird.

John Carradine as Beckum in The Shootist

8 How many bodies do you think we'll find? -I'm afraid to guess. Any outfit that has its own undertaker is operating on a pretty big scale.

Humphrey Bogart as Dist. Atty. Martin Ferguson in The Enforcer (1951)

9 But you won't enjoy any of that money, not a penny. If there's justice in the world, that money will go to the undertakers. Every penny of it.

Quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

10 My father had a thriving undertaking business until you proceeded to get ahold of it and run it into the ground!

Quote from The Comedy of Terrors